I thought you were a goose

So ... the story goes like this.

I was on my way to work on my scooter.

All of a sudden, I looked to my right, and there were 2 geese just outside of my reach, RIGHT beside me. It startled me for a moment.

I keep on going and I see this guy in front of me. He was twitching a bit, like people do when they are high. He was also weaving a bit on the sidewalk. I thought, "this will be interesting trying to get past this guy".

I get up to him, and he sort of turns, puts up his hands in a gay sort of fashion (I don't know how else to describe this, so please don't be offended with this description), looking sort of freaked, and says,

"I thought you were a goose and you were going to bite my bum".

I did not know how to respond. As soon as a I was a bit ahead I started laughing and pretty much laughed the rest of the way to work.

I'll give him credit though, my scooter does make funny sounds, often likened to ducks.

More pictures of the geese:




*Note: All photos posted on this entry photographed by Patti